Friday, June 22, 2007

26w


Well, the little guy is quite active these days. Derrick and I spied on him again the other night earlier this week. He had the hiccups which was super cute to watch and was doing an awful lot of swallowing. I guess it's a new trick he's recently learned. In the pic you can see his tongue going from his lips to the back of his head. Kinda weird to literally be able to see through someone like that.
Thought I'd share with you some of the new things I am learning about being prego.
1) While I have come to enjoy (most times) feeling him move around, looking down and seeing the shirt over your belly moving is not enjoyable, it is creepy. Lifting up your shirt, and seeing your nakie belly move around and poke out and such is even creepier. Again, very, very Alien-esque.
2) The belly is immovable. You cannot bend around it or push it out of your way, try as you might. This makes certain activities, such as putting on undies and pants quite awkward, and other activities such as painting your toenails a near immpossibility.
3) I am quickly losing view of everything below my belly. The bikini zone is long gone, and I am starting to lose my feet. Only my toes remain.
4) This one is sorta for girls only, simply because men will never be able to understand, not because I am modest, because I am not. The tummy has become a shelf. If I am sans bra and I sit down, my boobies rest on it. This is the most revolting feeling that has ever existed. I hate it more than anything. Absolutely disgusting.

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